Keepers of the Funk
The year is 2022...
You are on what is a seemingly endless time and space journey across the universe in search of the ultimate beer club experience you didn't know you wanted, but always knew you needed. Exclusively limited to 100 memberships this year, the Keepers of the Funk club will boast a plethora of perks including but not limited to:
Sick af sticker pack. Boo ya!
Limited run member t-shirt and glass
(1) monthly variety pack of the new releases
(2) bottles of each bottle release (we have 4 planned releases this year)
15% off of your tab (on premise consumption)
10% off your tab for merch and beer to-go (excludes new releases)
1st dibs on purchasing new release bottles and cans
An invitation to our Keepers of the Funk soft opening weekend
Ongoing invitations throughout the year for private tastings and events
The list goes on and on
but wait, thats just the literal beginning for a very lucky few...
Through all of your treks, trials, and tribulations you've made your way to us here at Wico Street Beer Co. We bestow upon your, the uber exclusive opportunity to take part in the design and culmination of your very own barrel aged mixed culture phenomenon. (Only 30 barrels available this year.)
For the low low price of don't worry about it, you'll get to:
Be the proud owner of your choice, (1) 60 gallon Californian red or white wine barrel.
Get to name your barrel. Anything you want. (As long as we can legally print it on a beer label.)
Choose what base beer to fill your barrel with.
Golden ale base - a 5-7% abv golden ale brewed with 6 row, pilsner, spelt, and oats.
Amber/red ale base - a 5-7% abv amber brewed with 6 row, pilsner, spelt, crystal, chocolate and oats
Dark ale base - a 5-7% abv dark brown ale brewed with 6 row, pilsner, spelt, crystal, chocolate, roasted barley, and oats.
Enjoy (12) bottles from each release that your barrel is featured
Be the coolest person you know, for at least one night during your barrels release party!
Enjoy all these perks for the entire lifetime of your barrel! Yep, your barrel could be used once, or it could be used countless times. We trust the barrel to let us know when it's done being a vessel for sour beer. When that time comes, we'll retire it, but that's not all...
When your barrel is retired, we'll clean it, and seal it up real nice like. After that, it's yours! If you want it. If you don't we'll gladly make it a fixture in our taproom or beer garden with a plaque of remembrance.
Don't miss out on these opportunities of a... Year. Get your Keepers of the Funk club membership today and lets make some sour beer!
- Mike & Jordan